As a matter of fact not only will his mere presence cause women and children to evacuate (themselves as well as the premises), he has even cleared sailors out of bars with his repulsive foul-mouth vocabulary, which is the main reason for the creation of this acronym vocabulary in the first place.

The other reason is because after a few too many beers, even the most articulate redneck becomes hard-pressed to say even his favorite phrases without developing a severe case of tongue-knots, which can really bring a conversation to a crawl.

Being as Billy-Bob Jimmy-Joe-Bob Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob-Boy Jones is functionally illiterate we were forced to transcribe his intro from a tape recording. We had to use a computer program to decypher his monologue, however no effort has been made to make it any more intelligible than it was on the tape.
(if anyone can figure out what the hell he said... would you please let us know?)   - L & A

We here at MT REDNEX are hardpressed to even imagine the level of non-intelligence that would be responsible for such a display of complete brainlessness. We hope that by illustrating the resulting anal atrosity it just may make some of these people perform an actual attempt at thinking (although we have the feeling that most likely the people responsible would suffer a grand mal seizure if even one of their neurons were to so much as accidently activate). Let's all hope this is (and is not) the case.

L & A would also like to point out that even though we are not fond of roadsigns littering the landscape we realize that at least some of them do in fact perform a necessary function and without regard to whether that is actually the case or not, that shooting them full of holes does nothing more than ventilate them, thereby helping to keep them from blowing over in a gale force wind . Personally, we'd prefer they didn't have the holes so they would be more likely to blow over during a severe storm (as a blown-over sign is out of sight, quickly overgrown and hopefully forgotten by the highway department).

We have decided to include as a public service our Redneck Driving Instruction section to help you gain proficiency in proper Redneck Driving techniques.